a gross of spiders

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

ommanyte:

Some of you don’t get to the cloud district very often and it shows

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m imagining all the dead musicians jamming out together in heaven. it sounds like shit! there are too many of them singing. the voices sound bad together. terrible! glad they’re dead so we don’t have to hear it!

mapelie:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

doctor-basil-puntastic:

i-am-a-fish:

gentlemanstallion:

i-am-a-fish:

sharkbytes:

i-am-a-fish:

calibratedsongbirb:

i-am-a-fish:

mnuj:

i-am-a-fish:

petals-and-cinders:

i-am-a-fish:

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

Gun

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

(yall really liked this post so 🧡)

What a sight to behold… So beautiful!

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

took a while but i did it

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

girls there will never be too much parmesan… or garlic

if a recipe tells you to put a specific amount of parmesan or garlic fuck that recipe… create your own path, choose your own future, be the person you want to be not the person the society wants you to be

wolveria:

“He fuccs like a broken train, but he runs on time, if you know what I mean” is one of the most mysterious and unknowable sentences I’ve ever read and it’s from a McElroy Monster Factory video